I’m Here Because You Broke Something
I’m Here Because You Broke Something
I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU BROKE SOMETHING. Some problems require a mechanic.
A mechanic-inspired design built around one of the first things checked when something isn't running right. Made for mechanics, technicians, gearheads, and the people who always seem to get called after someone else breaks it.
Heavyweight. Garment-Dyed. Built to Be Worn.
• 100% ring-spun cotton with a substantial heavyweight feel
• Garment-dyed and soft-washed for broken-in comfort and distinctive color character
• Relaxed fit designed for comfortable everyday wear
• Durable construction made for regular wear
• Mechanic-inspired graphic featuring the familiar shop dipstick and a message that says exactly why you're there
Designed with Intention by STIGS Lifestyle.
Shipping Information
Every STIGS Lifestyle item is made to order with care.
- Standard shipping: 5–8 business days
- Shipping: FREE on every order
- Tracking: Sent by email when your order ships
Delivery times may vary during holidays or periods of high demand.
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made to order, we do not accept standard returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse.
First-Purchase Fit Guarantee: Eligible customers making their first STIGS purchase may request one free size correction within 14 days of delivery. Eligibility requirements apply.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us and we’ll make it right at no additional cost to you.
Size & Fit
This shirt features a modern unisex fit with a clean, easy-wearing shape.
For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.
Garment Measurements
XS — Chest Width: 16.5" | Body Length: 27"
S — Chest Width: 18" | Body Length: 28"
M — Chest Width: 20" | Body Length: 29"
L — Chest Width: 22" | Body Length: 30"
XL — Chest Width: 24" | Body Length: 31"
2XL — Chest Width: 26" | Body Length: 32"
3XL — Chest Width: 28" | Body Length: 33"
4XL — Chest Width: 30" | Body Length: 34"
Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly.
How to Measure
Chest width is measured across the shirt from armpit to armpit while laid flat. Body length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron directly on the printed design.
Do not dry clean.
First order and unsure about sizing?
Our First-Purchase Fit Guarantee gives eligible first-time customers one free size correction within 14 days of delivery.
Replacement must be the same design and color. Eligibility requirements apply.
